People need to get a grip on reality
You don’t get away from the people you hate in life. If you’re put in a group with people you don’t like in high school, and you ask the teacher to change groups, they’re gonna laugh in your face. High school and middle school are like England and America. Completely different with minor similarities. When you go in the work force, and you dislike a fellow employee, and you ask your boss to move your cubicle, he’ll say, “Get a new job. They won’t be there!” Get a grip on reality, and yourself E.F.!
Score 1 for me!
I got one friend to join Tumblr. I feel like a superhero!
Nice to know Google respects Memorial Day! :)
This reminds me of Patrick. ♥
Assholes at the park
I was at the park, and this man was yelling at his (I’m estimating) 3-4 year old daughter with vulgarity, such as, “Get the hell out, What the fuck did I say, You think I’m playing, and more. She was playing in the sandbox. My friend said politely, “Excuse me, Sir? Can you please calm down?” He said rudely, “Mind your own fucking business!”, and many more vulgar things I forget. Then his wife, the daughter’s mother said politely, “What happened?” As a normal lady would say to a 14 year old girl who was yelled at by a man would. Then my friend said politely, “Nothing.” Then she repeated, “What happened?” in a ruder tone of voice. Then my friend said politely but sternly, “That man was yelling and swearing at his daughter and me.” Then the lady said to her husband, “Is this true?” Then the husband was making fun of my friend. Then the lady said rudely, “You got kids?! No! I’m the mother, and that’s my husband. Her father! Mind your own fucking business!” Then some jackass on the bench said next to us, “They’re gonna call the cops on you!” Then the lady said, “You’re gonna call the cops? I’m gonna wait until the fucking cops get here.” Then my friend said, “I was text messaging my friend.” Then they left. 3 assholes in one place. Wow.
Strange dog
My dog whistled at me, and then she fell up the stairs. I am unofficially diagnosing her with major issues.
Sounding like a pedophile
I forgot my flag.
My flag is in the back of my uncle’s car. Great way to spend Memorial Day with forgetting your flag. -___-

